"All aboard!" the porter roars even though this gravy train left the station a prolonged time ago.

"All aboard!" the porter roars even though this gravy train left the station a prolonged time ago. County workers scramble to find their seats. They're relieved because the antiquated Machine was nearly derailed. nevertheless not to fear! Mayor Daley flowers the whistle and Sen. Dick Durbin shovel a certain quantity of "coal," and the colossus starts to lumber forward again.

The engineer smiles and waves away the poor drivellers on the tracks. He knows the Stroger special doesn't stop for taxpayers who can't be bothered to devoted There's no cow catcher forward the Stroger special: If you're not paying attention you just memorize run over. It's your hold fault!

throw Atkins, Rogers Park

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