freshs Headline: "Man confronts police with potato peeler" Sometimes you don't have to read the story to find gone out what happened.

freshs Headline: "Man confronts police with potato peeler"

Sometimes you don't have to read the story to find gone out what happened.

fair AMBITIONS

novels Headline: "Sharon Stone, Madonna share ideas onward Hillary Clinton."

Sometimes you don't want to read the story, in any fact

CAN'T DRINK THE WATER, EITHER

From the State Department's circulating Iraq travel advisory:

" . strongly warn U.S. citizens against travel to Iraq, which remains highly dangerous . . . planned and random killings, as well as extortions and kidnappings . . continue to be targeted at insurgent groups and opportunistic criminals for kidnapping and put to death . . . credible information that terrorists are targeting civil aviation. . . Extremely high risk to road transportation . . attacks occur everywhere the day . . heavy use of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs), especially new-type Explosively Formed Penetrators (EFPs) . ."

further once again, we don't hear about all the well adapted things happening there.

MIGHT suffrage FOR 58TH VARIETY

novels Item: Memo is revealed listing John Kerry's likes and dislikes for inn stays.

From the memo: "NEVER order: tomato-based issues OR sandwiches."

Teresa Heinz Kerry would like to have a word with you, senator.

BUDDHA STILL MIA

moderns Item: Image of Virgin Mary place on chunk of firewood in Janesville, Wis.

recently made knowns Item: Muslims view pair of "miracle fish" in Liverpool, England, that bear the words "Allah" and "Muhammad" in Arabic forward their sides.

We take our ecumenicalism where we can find it.

TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE AT WAR

Christopher Alioto, a Plainfield reader, writes:

"Would you please print the number of days that have passed since 'Mission Accomplished' was declared? As well as the number of days Osama bin Laden has remained forward the loose? And the number of U multitudes serving in Iraq -- where we are fairly certain Osama is not hiding?"

We were told "Mission Accomplished" 1062 days ago.

Osama bin Laden has remained onward the loose 1,659 days.

There are about 136000 American bands serving in Iraq.

It has been 282 days, by means of the way, since CIA Director Porter Gos announced we have "an admirable idea" of where Osama bin Laden is hiding.

Evidently not in Iraq.

INTOLERANCE AND INDIGNATION

California Democratic State Assemblyman Mark Leno regarding a rally of fundamentalist Christian youths carrying an anti-gay, anti- choice message to San Francisco:

"They're stentorian they're obnoxious, they're disgusting and they should earn out of San Francisco."

Yeah. And find someplace that cares about the loathsome First Amendment.

Take vowels, consonants. Mix.

QT present Corporate Gibberish of the Week:

Sanofis-Aventis will acquire 25 percent of Zentiva, maker of Flavobian and Spasmopan.

NOT WORKING FOR THE RAILROAD

The Not Me Decade, in which everybody otherwise is responsible for everything, continues:

A strange York City man who was injured after he became saturated and trespassed onto a railroad track late at night, where he reflection he could outrun an oncoming train, su the city because there weren't sufficient safeguards to defend a person who becomes intoxicated and trespasses onto a railroad track late at night, thinking he can exceed an oncoming train.

The man was awarded $14 million.

HE'S FILTHY RICH -- NOT undisturbed

From the QT Archive of Knowledge:

-Bill Gates does not have an iPod.

-The average banker's desk contains 5400 bacteria by square inch.

HARRY POTTER'S CHART stain SAFE

The Korean Central freshs Agency of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea wants you to know that Kim Jong Il's Respecting the Forerunners of the Revolution Is a Noble Moral Obligation of Revolutionaries is on the outside in paperback.

A division LIKE HIGH SCHOOL, REALLY

QT Early Warning System:

Officials are proposing a faith-based prison in San Angelo, Texas.

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