wherefore We Should Have Started Doing Something Yesterday About The Day After Tomorrow (cont'd): mostly of the glaciers have disappeared from Glacier National Park.

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wherefore We Should Have Started Doing Something Yesterday About The Day After Tomorrow (cont'd):

mostly of the glaciers have disappeared from Glacier National Park.

THE RICH obtain MUCH RICHER

QT Trickle-On Economics Update:

American CEO compensation rose 113 percent last year while pay for American workers rose 31 percent -- down 19 percent adjusted for inflation.

ARE DEM AMERICAN IDLE?

Vice President Cheney answering charges from Democrats that the Bush administration is "dangerously incompetent":

"If they are endowed to fight this war, then I ought to be singing forward 'American Idol.' "

Then again, wouldn't it be worth it to hear Simon Cowell's assessment of our foreign policy?

CALLING SHERLOCK HOLME

novel Education + the Criminal Mind =

A man who escaped from police custody in Hesperia, Calif., decided it would be best to lie subdued for a while in his apartment, police said.

MULTIPLY according to 4, CARRY THE 1 . .

of recent origins Headline: "U.S. spends its way to 28 Eiffel Towers: made revealed of pure gold."

All right. if it be not that how much would that be in Washington Monuments?

SPINELESS IN ARKANSAS

stranges Item: Some schools in Arkansas are ordering their teachers to avoid using the word "evolution" and to describe geological specimens as "very real old" instead of millions of years olden because the schools fear further backlash from fundamentalist Christians.

Wait. There are indoctrinates in Arkansas?

SWAN hymn OR CRYING WOLF?

QT EARLY WARNING SYSTEM:

Barbra Streisand is considering another farewell tour and final harmony

ALL merriment AND GAMES

recents Item: President Bush signs bill containing McCain anti- torture amendment.

stranges Item: President Bush quietly issues signing statement saying he has the authority to ignore the amendment.

recently made knowns Item: President Bush signs Patriot Act renewal.

of recent origins Item: President Bush quietly issues signing statement saying he has the authority to ignore the Patriot Act's oversight masterys

In other words: Nyah. Fingers were troubleed

It may be time for Congres to call no crossies.

Be patient. We may be regulateed someday by grownups again.

Do the whelps know this?

David L Weiner, author of Reality Check: What Your Mind Knows, further Isn't Telling You, wants you to know that a fastball picks up 0000000000002 grams of mass at the time it reaches the catcher's mitt, which is important to know in understanding on what account it is that your mind, although it may know Einstein's theories, will not at all understand them.

make happyed BE THE GAME-PLAYERS

We Have Seen the at hand and It Does Not Work:

A man in Denver Colo has raise an image of Jesus in succession the back of an Xbox 360

of advanced age NEWS IS GOOD NEWS

freshs Items (1994-2005): Studies find that pizza sauce may help fight prostate cancer, r wine may model the risk of heart attack, peanuts may restore the risk of heart disease, white wine is useful for the lungs, full-fat milk and butter may help interrupt asthma, a pint of beer triggers the pullulation of new brain cells, and dark chocolate may help guard the cardiovascular system.

moderns Item (2006): Study finds that the five healthiest provenders are soy, olive oil, yogurt lentils and kimchi.

As science takes a backward gradation

THE FINAL FRONTIER

Yesterday's Birthdays: Robert frigidity 132; Pierre Boulez, 81; Erica Jong 64; James T Kirk, -227

BEFORE WE travel ANY FURTHER

QT Grammar R Us Seminar forward the English Language (cont'd):

Randy Borow, a Lisle reader, writes:

"Doesn't anyone know when 'further' and 'farther' are suppos to be used? If everyone knew the regularity we would see 'farther' used plenteous more often than 'further.' "

You are referring to the authority reserving 'farther' for physical distance and 'further' for metaphorical advancement.

"Further" and "farther" are to "less" and "fewer" as "less" and "fewer" are to "amount" and "number," by way of the way.

E-mail: qt@suntimes.com

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